Daily Inspiration Real Person: Mae West

This woman is the source behind the expression "Is that a pistol in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?".   Mae West may be the sole reason for censorship in cinema.  I'm not encouraging you to be 'dirty' but to say funny things when they come to you and find friends that appreciate that.  If the people around you glare when you exclaim "that's what she said" (and that has happened to me) then maybe you should find some more friends.  I also admire because she was older and curvier yet still considered sexy, perhaps because she had confidence.  Well since I think it's time for a laugh I will share my list of West's quotes that I compiled some time ago.  

·        I didn't discover curves; I only uncovered them. 

·        I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. 

·        I've been in more laps than a napkin. 

·        It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. 

·        Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much                   easier. 

·        Why don't you come on up and see me sometime -- when I've got nothin' on but the radio.

·         Good women are no fun. The only good woman I can recall in history was Betsy Ross. And all she ever made was a flag.

·         Good sex is like good Bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

·         Kiss and make up -- but too much makeup has ruined many a kiss.